First up is abubakar.hasina707 from Egypt who is an old dear friend of mine that I've never met or heard of and he is currently requesting some money to assist with the current turmoil in Egypt. He must really need money since he has now emailed twice. He says I will profit by about 13% from this by giving him 250,000 USD. I'm not sure how I can profit from this, but I don't like the idea of profiting from war, so sorry Mr Hasina, but straight to the delete file for you.
Enlarge with Free trials is telling me that Jamie Lynn is a bigger slut than Britney. I don't know why Enlarge is telling me this, but none the less, that's useful information if you happen to meet Jamie Lynn I guess.
Mr Jan Eliasson is requesting I get in touch with Mr Mathew Thompson so I can organise the delivery of my Mastercard ATM. I had no idea that Mastercard had ATM's, but I wouldn't mind an ATM. I may respond to Jan and see what deals they can do for a Dawson's Garden Centre token card holder.
Enlargement pills Promo is also letting me know about Oprah's top ten things to wear. I think they've gotten their market wrong because Oprah is not going to help anybody get enlarged at all. Maybe that's why you need the Enlargment pills? I'm not sure. I don't care what Oprah suggests I wear. She needs to focus on her TV station more. Or becoming Australia's Prime Minister. Or something. I don't care. I wonder if her vijayjay is still painin?
Vincent has sent me an email that is a cry for help. This one is actually quite sad. Vincent is going to commit suicide soon even though he is a great believer in Christ, he can't deal with life anymore and wants to end it all. As a way to buy back Christ's love after he has committed suicide, he wants to give everyone in the world his money. Lucky for me he has sent and aside 40% of his total wealth. First of all though, I have to send Vincent $5000 to confirm that my bank account works. I remember the good old days when you could just send eBay $1 and they'd verify your account and then refund that $1. Man inflation sucks.
Finally, there is an email from Fandango. They say, Take Your Man of Steel to the Movie's this week. I think this one slipped my regular mail, but regardless, I wonder how many single women in America accidentally turned up at the movies that week with their 'man of steel'.
Til next time, Spambox Emptied!
2 comments:
This is one of the greatest things I've ever read
Your post inspired me to shake off the shackles of the working day and delve into my SPAM box. As is the case with most things in our life, your box is far more interesting.
All mine is filled with are "livingsocial deals" and reminders that I can get 30% of ladies plus sized clothing, with free internation delivery. Thank god! cause us fatties don't like waiting.
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