Random Question Time.

In a bid to make it seem like I live a social life, I have googled 100 Random Questions. I do realise this does not give the illusion that I have a social life. In fact, I would hazard a guess and say that googling things makes it that you don't have a social life. 

Anyhow, I digress. 

I have found a useless website which has 100 Random Questions. I will endevour to answer these questions dilligently and as truthfully as possible. I won't answer any RIGHT NOW, but I will answer some sometime. If you have any questions, then really, don't hesitate to ask me something. This is not an ask me anything thread. It's an ask me something post. Here are the questions:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. 'Mr Miawaka owned a few restaurants.' The Wind-up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami. Great. Now I've been spoiled. I haven't even started reading it yet.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? I just watched this weeks At The Movie's. I'm glad they mentioned the Revelation Film Festival. It'll be a week until Suspiria live with Goblin. I think it'll be the best film experience ever. I think I'll do a list of the best cinema experiences I've had. They also had an ad for Progressive Car Insurance. I hate that woman in the ad. I would slap her if I had the chance. Who puts cake in someone's pocket? 
5. Without looking, guess what time it is It's now 10:45pm. I don't have to look, or even guess, the TV just told me. 
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? I don't have a clock. If you'd ever take the time and actually come over to my house, you'd see that. I don't like clocks and I don't like watches. I distinctly hate watches. I hate anything around my wrist. 
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
9. Did you dream last night?
10. Do you remember your dreams?
11. When did you last laugh?
12. Do you remember why / at what?
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
14. Seen anything weird lately?
15. What do you think of this quiz? I think there are too many questions and it would be easier if they answered themselves instead of requiring me to answer questions. 
16. What is the last film you saw?
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
21. Do you like to dance? No, my ability to dance is about the same as an epileptic's ability to thrash around whilst watching Pokemon.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
26. Last time you swam in a pool?
27. Type of music you like most?
28. Type of music you dislike most?
29. Are you listening to music right now?
30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
32. What was the last thing you bought?
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
35. Do you have a garden?
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? 
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
39. Who sent the last text message you received?
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
41. What time is bed time? Bed time is a constant time which is in a state of flux. Bed time is always happening and thus is not a specific time. Yet, whilst bed time is now, it is also in an hours time. Bed time, is, essentially eternity. 
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
43. How many tattoos do you have?
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
46. Do you carry a donor card? No, don't get me into why I'm not a fan of organ donation. However, I am a fan of blood donation. Vampires for the win people.
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
49. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
51. Have you ever won a trophy?
52. Are you a good cook?
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
56. Do you touch-type?
57. What's under your bed?
58. Do you believe in love at first sight? Without a doubt. Let me present to you a scenario: A young girl has been blind since birth. Later in life, doctor's find there is a way to restore sight to this young girl. Throughout the preparation for the procedure, she is talked through it by a soothing male voice. 'It's going to be ok. It will be strange at first, but soon your eyes will adjust.' After the procedure, she remains with bandages over her eyes, the same voice assisting with her recovery. Finally the day arrives that her bandages will be taken off. The voice is in the room with her, right there, explaining what will happen to her. Explaining a moment of brightness, an overpowering hit to the senses. To not look into the light as it will sting. She listens as the bandages come off. She keeps her eyes shut and waits til the voice says, open. She opens her eyes and there in front of him is the most beautiful man she has ever seen. The owner of the voice. The man who has helped her all along. She already had feelings for him, but seeing him for the first time her heart just swoons with love. 
59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
60. Where were you on Valentine's day?
61. What time do you get up? That's an oddly personal question. I guess you did wait until question 61 to ask it though, so that's ok. I get up usually between the fourth and the sixth alarm ring. 
62. What was the name of your first pet?
63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
65. How are you feeling right now?
66. What do you think about the most?
67. What time do you get up in the morning?
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
69. Who would you tell first?
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
71. Do you sing in the shower?
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
73. What do you do most when you are bored?
74. What do you do for a living?
75. Do you love your job?
76. What did you want to be when you grew up? I didn't know it then, but I know it now. Ron Swanson.
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
79. How many keys on your key ring?
80. Where would you retire to? 
81. What kind of car do you drive?
82. What are your best physical features?
83. What are your best characteristics?
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
85. What kind of books do you like to read?
86. Where would you want to retire to?
87. What is your favorite time of the day?
88. Where did you grow up?
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
90. What are you reading now?
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl? This question feels kind of redundant. I am a person, thus it makes it impossible for me to be a night owl. Day owl's don't properly exist as owls are nocturnal animals. So, there is only one correct answer to this. I am a morning person, but in the evening I am still a person. Just the same as a night owl is still an owl in the morning. 
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
94. Do you have pets?
95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
96. What is your best childhood memory?
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
99. What is most important in life?
100. What Inspires You?